Monday, December 21, 2009

75 TON FISH BOY

Close up of my work in progress "Fish Boy"
oh and I guess he is huge

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

SHAMPOOOOOOO

-Marvin didn't read the warning label on his shampoo till it was too late-
* MAY CAUSE DANDRUFF !!! *

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Anyone feeling racist?

-Picture for Leigh's birthday-
and no, she is not a racist lol

get up off yo Knees

AND...
Shake, Shake Shake ya baby maker

ANNNDDD NOW...

"HEADING TO THE RING...IT'S BEAR HANDS LARRY!!! with 28 consecutive rapes, 5 suffocations, and one drowning with NO losses"

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

After that, I only saw him on TV

She said
"But, I still have Love...."
Before she could finish he was well over the fence muttering...
"....TRUST IN ME AND FALL AS WELL"

Friday, October 16, 2009

Cacti

I told Lamont all about my scary disease but I don't think he cared.
Those were some pretty sweet planes though.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009

I am not dead :P

A little on the inside but thats not the point.
I drew this quick sketch to describe my creepy love stare lol
SEXY >:|

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

should have put Lucha up last....oh wells

I drew this one a little bit ago since a buddy of mine said he wanted something with a homeless man.
Don't know where he would have found that Alpaca..or...whatever it is.

Guy le'Douche

Here is my office Lucha...made it at work over the span of a day or two in Illustrator and the picture is actually humaingous (giant).

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Gobble Gobble

Today I decided to draw my cat...lippy Mclip-lips
aka...
gobbler,
sphincter lips,
backwards cat,
black face,
and chokes on dick
Your ever think something so funny you laugh till your cheeks hurt but everyone else around you doesn't find it the least bit funny?? 
Well fuck those people lol

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

DUCK!!!

"Be on the look out when walking the grass lands"
"RIP beloved box-boy"

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

SCIENCE!

"OH GIANT MAGIC 8-BALL"
"What kooky things are in store for us today?"

who doesn't like you?

Monday, June 29, 2009

Ani-males2

He just holds them there....
I just wish he would eat the damn thing sometimes :(

Ani-mels

REDWALRUS loves to Gnarfle the Garthok....
need I say more?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Chinaman Casserole

The last two posts had stories, but this one I just drew for my younger 
brother who is in boot camp right now and I am sure this will make 
his will stronger than ever....equivalent to tard strength but with 
keeping your mental capacity.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Pet Shop- Quick trade

"You think this is funny? This thing is fuckin' mean....now 
I want that damn bird I paid for and No! not that "Leave it 
on my doorstep and run" delivery shit either...PUT it in my 
hand and I will forget this unholy creature ever existed...."

Monday, June 22, 2009

Bad day?

I wish I had "Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake"-hair like this guy...

Thursday, June 18, 2009

QUATO

"Das wight I sstepped on dat stewpid squid on per-pus"

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I BANG

Been working on a new painting "Hitler's Legos" but here is a quick sketch in Illustrator..

Friday, May 15, 2009

WHAT?

"Hey, boss, should I take the trash out?"
............
"No, I love garbage on the floor while I serve food.
YES, and while your out there, go FUCK YOURSELF"

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Happy birfday

Today is my buddy Mike's birthday so I drew him something special...

*WINK*
You know your not that old when Gacy still comes to your birthday parties :)
...shirtless and with a hammer...
(hammer not shown in photo)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

PARROT McCoy

HIGHER!
Me and McCoy, well, most of him
would soon be back on the sandy beaches of Brazil

Friday, May 1, 2009

soft and fuzzy...

Insulation demon?
He is unfinished, but I posted him anyway...with that obnoxious black border LOL

What hummus is made of...

If it was actually made out of dog heads and poo'd out by a fish headed lady
..I'd eat it straight from the fish butt

Thursday, April 23, 2009

TWO POSTS ONE DAY? YOU ARE A MAD MAN SEAN

Let's take a moment to observe Yac-man-bear in his natural habitat....
Okay, done, shoot him.

poopy panties

Sorry I haven't posted anything (like anyone cares lol) but I went out and bought a new Imac that is the shizznitty-zip zap zoop and have been trying to hook up my scanner/printer so I don't gotta waste my lunches trying to set this shit up. So i should post stuff more often and whenever the fuck I want lol.
That was a long intro sentence, eh?
"WORSHIP THIS FINGER BITCHES"

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Rude Boy....NOT!

I was going to put my picture of "Rude Boy" up here but I decided I want to make shirts out of that guy..
So, instead you get the story of jimmy....

Jimmy's power was stronger than the lord had ever imagined.
He had slit his wrists, made his way through the heavens and smashed through Gods study window to exact his revenge. Before God could write down what was about to happen in his almighty book...jimmy was on him.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Ninja Clown pt2

BLARG!!
"..this picture was taken earlier today of "Sad Clown Ninja" beating a child...with a child" 
"..us here at CNN suggest killing your kids before he does"

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

House Party 17?


Farm fresh eggs are the best

Friday, March 20, 2009

tickle tickle

Never put your full trust in synthetic heroin...tisk tisk

Monday, March 16, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I will burn you with my thoughts

Flying makes me fuckin sleepy..
sorry for the terrible sketch but it made me laugh

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

today you will be happy

When life gets you down put some titties in your face and *POOF*, gone

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

beat it like your drunk

I couldn't see her face but I could tell she was having just as much fun as I was

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Who shit in my pants?

What do you mean you've never had a lazy-eyed donkey punch?
She was never seen again :(

Monday, February 23, 2009

nut bags and boodle-nuggets

Yeah I am trying to keep up with posting but I kind of have to do it while at work...
Here is my lovely horse man trying to stay alive

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

told you she'd do it...

...next time I'll use a plastic bag so the blood doesn't leak out :)
...but then I can't draw that cute donkey face on it? hmmmm?

Whale-man used the Baby defense


Murry's size five in kids shoes and balloon sword was just not enough :(

Monday, February 9, 2009

TODAY YOU CAN BE ME...

..I thought I was smiling..?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

BANG

-Everyone loves new flavors-
MEAT

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

NOW I HAVE A PROFILE PIC

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JUMP OR DIE!---or both



-Quantum Leap fuck ups-

Friday, January 30, 2009

Teabag your Nanny

No, he's cool man...
"YEAH....FUCK YOUR MOTHER"
...to me

Eager Beagle

So there I was chokin' this dog when all of a sudden....
...Well, nothing actually, I just kept chokin' him lol

Thursday, January 29, 2009

fuck you, I'm just lazy

eeeehhhhhhhh
wait for it